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How To Slow Down The Aging Process

9/13/2015

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Get the Largest fucking jar of Mayo you can find, Cover your entire face, head, hair, everything in mayo. The key here is to completely fill your nose, throat, mouth- all airways with the mayo. Once you are completely unable to breathe you know you are finished- no breathing, no aging!!

Set for 24 hours, rinse, and SHINEE YOU YOUTHFUL BITCH

This Week's Mantra...
"Inhale the mayo, exhale the old wrinkly bitch"
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Skinnysexybreezy
9/13/2015 09:11:03 pm

love this so inspirational love to u love to the universe love love love kisses ty ty mmm yas xoxoxoxo queen

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9/15/2015 09:17:19 pm

i am so glad for u post this ; Was So Lost and Old Age but now I Am Youthful and UnDead than k u ;-) Pls more COCAINE how does Cocaine Affect The Aging Process THANKS For check out my web site -gps (someone get me a Map cause I am Lost in Your Moms PUSSSAY)

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