Get the Largest fucking jar of Mayo you can find, Cover your entire face, head, hair, everything in mayo. The key here is to completely fill your nose, throat, mouth- all airways with the mayo. Once you are completely unable to breathe you know you are finished- no breathing, no aging!!
Set for 24 hours, rinse, and SHINEE YOU YOUTHFUL BITCH
This Week's Mantra...
"Inhale the mayo, exhale the old wrinkly bitch"