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Evan and Julia
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Peyton

This rhizomatic website hellscape dis/entangles collaboration between several distinct artistic collectives listed below under the curatorial purview of radically reimagining the contours of practice and work via embracing conflation and refusing the individualistic regime of contemporary artistic methodology yes I have read art forum sorry liberals

Team 1:                                                       Team 2:  (Like the Ferret Productions)

Evan is a world class neurobiologist chiropractor lobbyist renaissance man and quite possibly a wizard, who knows maybe he's just magical.
Julia is some rando shark bitch
Peyton is a crab on cocaine its like so crazy  

guest appearances by Eliah (a plastic bag craftsman),  Mike (a subterranean political entity) both pictured above and Meg (a vicious hooker).

Special thanks to my mom for helping me with get all the way here
and your mom for helping me come over there..
Evan “wait but what if” 
Concept Designer 
Environmental Consultant
Disturbed Dramaturg 
Constantly Reassembling Skeleton
Object of Desire   
Archfiend of Depravity  
Perennial Linguist 
Pharmaceutical Cornucopia 
Vanishing Poet 
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Charlotte “give me all of your attention” 
Creative Director
Megaphone for the Voice of Reason 
Interim VP of Development 
Recognized Individual
Time Investigator
Chief Physical Officer 
Cheeto Consumer
Transit Czar 
Ankle Shanker 

Matt “off his anti-depressants”  
​Choreographer II
Architect of Cinematography 
Hive of Screams  
Golf Specialist 
Sponsorship Coordinator 
Ashen Ghoul  
Weather Commissioner  
Psychiatric Advisor 
& More 

Elena “the lighting isn’t good enough” 
Chief of Production 
Choreographer II
Narrative Supervisor 
Costume Alchemist 
Queen of the Damned 
Acting Head of Security and Risk Management 
Shambling Darkness 
Expert on Russo/American Relations  
Pointedly Not a Spy

Mission Statement:
In the cool of the evening, the failure of identity was recognized Three 4lokos and a Red Bull. Inside each, a wound not needing to remain secret. A grand or upright individual, multiplied: passion outshining ineptitude. My body does not have the same ideas I do, neither does yours.




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