Evan is a world class neurobiologist chiropractor lobbyist renaissance man and quite possibly a wizard, who knows maybe he's just magical.
Julia is some rando shark bitch Peyton is a crab on cocaine its like so crazy guest appearances by Eliah (a plastic bag craftsman), Mike (a subterranean political entity) both pictured above and Meg (a vicious hooker). Special thanks to my mom for helping me with get all the way here and your mom for helping me come over there.. |
Evan “wait but what if”
Concept Designer Environmental Consultant Disturbed Dramaturg Constantly Reassembling Skeleton Object of Desire Archfiend of Depravity Perennial Linguist Pharmaceutical Cornucopia Vanishing Poet Charlotte “give me all of your attention” Creative Director Megaphone for the Voice of Reason Interim VP of Development Recognized Individual Time Investigator Chief Physical Officer Cheeto Consumer Transit Czar Ankle Shanker Matt “off his anti-depressants” Choreographer II Architect of Cinematography Hive of Screams Golf Specialist Sponsorship Coordinator Ashen Ghoul Weather Commissioner Psychiatric Advisor & More Elena “the lighting isn’t good enough” Chief of Production Choreographer II Narrative Supervisor Costume Alchemist Queen of the Damned Acting Head of Security and Risk Management Shambling Darkness Expert on Russo/American Relations Pointedly Not a Spy Mission Statement: In the cool of the evening, the failure of identity was recognized Three 4lokos and a Red Bull. Inside each, a wound not needing to remain secret. A grand or upright individual, multiplied: passion outshining ineptitude. My body does not have the same ideas I do, neither does yours. |