21 Times Ernest Hemingway Was A Total White Girl

wah wah wah i want a clean well lit place waaaaah boo hoo honestly

11 Times William Faulkner Was Definitely PMSing

“Given the choice between the experience of pain and nothing, I would choose pain" Really??? like shut up and go to brunch

7 Times Sylvia Plath Needed To Take A Xanax And Sit The Fuck Down

did she even eat any of the god damn figs???

Honestly What The Fuck Was James Joyce Even Talking About??

“bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!” 

Where is my yoni egg??

sometimes this website just does our job for us

i went to college ;)