buying perishable goods. preferably dairy yes oat milk, yes soy milk, yes almond milk, what about trash milk weighted blankets are great for anxiety, but have you tried killing yourself?
I was going to socialize at extramart
centipede in my bathroom and its discontents
Harvey Weinstein Didn't Kill Himself
keep an eye out for my upcoming "10 things I found when I lost my phone"
centipede in my bathroom, for whom do you fight
centipede in my bathroom, little king, god of tile
centipede in my bathroom, my love my greatest challenge, the one I need, the one I can't live without
now hiring: armed guards
is caitlyn jenner bruce jenner? here's what the government doesn't want you to know.
I could see myself buying jeans I could see myself eating jeans
I just want someone who wants to be near me, to whisper in my ear, to hold my hand, to put my ear back on my head when it falls front, to hold me close and say: I LOVE YOU
In the darkness I wait for you...
i just tried to text u about saffron rice
The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone but facebook is not an appropriate vehicle to express sentiments of honor for people suffering from cancer
Office hours are held bi-weekly, every Wednesday between 2 and 4pm. Tonight I will be holding a symposium at 6pm on living without an iPhone in the 20th century: "Faith Freedom and Functionalism"
in 2015 i really grew looking forward to the never let someone else do everything you can to be the people that i love best every day is a new opportunity to reflecting back i feel like its going becoming the most me to be a new year light in my heart and letting go of some and giving back so important but most thankful to all spiritual my family my resolution to and present because
This is Bard, not Somalia - and we are not pirates.
it was the day after tuesday and the day before wednesday
Cute! Jeffrey Epstein's private island is now MY private island
these orthodox priests are so desperate for cash they'll bless ANYTHING with the holy sacrament.....
scientists have created the perfect music for cats
how was the fisherman convention?
is there something spiritual about boobs
yes I am a goose, yes I can type, yes I speak english, and yes, i am ending racism.
I do also love vietnam
in case you had forgotten.... I HATE YOU
"I started reading this magazine, Science, which is actually about science."
i love pizza and i love to spoil my pizza and keep it safe
using nail polish to customize your tampons? YES
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. and they steal the punchlines this content is stealing the show!
Is your mistress on heroin?
am I in love with my cat? yes. are we married? yes? do we fuck? NO
I don't know who needs to hear this but since its quarantine we are allowed to say faggot and retard again :)
yes I am triggered by democracy now, pleASE do not talk to me about amy goodman
