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AN HOUR OF PRODUCTIVE SITTING:

Going jogging?

buying perishable goods. preferably dairy
yes oat milk, yes soy milk, yes almond milk, what about trash milk
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weighted blankets are great for anxiety, but have you tried killing yourself?

I was going to socialize at extramart


centipede in my bathroom and its discontents

Harvey Weinstein Didn't Kill Himself

keep an eye out for my upcoming "10 things I found when I lost my phone"

centipede in my bathroom, for whom do you fight

centipede in my bathroom, little king, god of tile

centipede in my bathroom, my love my greatest challenge, the one I need, the one I can't live without

now hiring: armed guards

is caitlyn jenner bruce jenner? here's what the government doesn't want you to know.

I could see myself buying jeans
I could see myself eating jeans

I just want someone who wants to be near me, to whisper in my ear, to hold my hand, to put my ear back on  my  head  when it falls front, to hold me close and say: I LOVE YOU



In the darkness I wait for you...

i just tried to text u about saffron rice

The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone
but
facebook is not an appropriate vehicle to express sentiments of honor for people suffering from cancer

Office hours are held bi-weekly, every Wednesday between 2 and 4pm. Tonight I will be holding a symposium at 6pm on living without an iPhone in the 20th century: "Faith Freedom and Functionalism"

in 2015 i really grew looking forward to the never let someone else do everything you can to be the people that i love best every day is a new opportunity to reflecting back i feel like its going becoming the most me to be a new year light in my heart and letting go of some and giving back so important but most thankful to all spiritual my family my resolution to and present because


This is Bard, not Somalia - and we are not pirates.

it was the day after tuesday and the day before wednesday

Cute! Jeffrey Epstein's private island is now MY private island

these orthodox priests are so desperate for cash they'll bless ANYTHING with the holy sacrament.....

scientists have created the perfect music for cats

how was the fisherman convention?

is there something spiritual about boobs

yes I am a goose, yes I can type, yes I speak english, and yes, i am ending racism. 

I do also love vietnam

in case you had forgotten.... I HATE YOU

"I started reading this magazine, Science, which is actually about science."

i love pizza and i love to spoil my pizza and keep it safe

using nail polish to customize your tampons? YES

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. 
and they steal the punchlines
​this content is stealing the show!


Is your mistress on heroin?

am I in love with my cat? yes. are we married? yes? do we fuck? NO

I don't know who needs to hear this but since its quarantine we are allowed to say faggot and retard again :)

yes I am triggered by democracy now, pleASE do not talk to me about amy goodman

​who put this broken glass in my beard?
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