the 10 worst things we are going to do to you IAN MAVIS
Ian MAVIS is our neighbor,
and we HATE HIM.
1. say good bye to your packages you LITTLE BITCH.
2. all of ian davis's cover photos on facebook are pictures of him.
3. we are going to invite ian davis over for dinner AND SHOVE HIM IN THE OVEN
4. THAT'S A CUTE LITTLE DOG IN YOUR PROFIE PICTURE IAN mAVIS AND YOU CAN SAY GOOD FUCKING BYE TO IT BECAUSE IM COMING UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW AND I AM HUNGRY
5. ian mavis posts instagram pictures of his tweets
9. Ian mavis told the fed ex guy that he can just throw his packages down to the basement door, when he isnt there to get them. so we can put them inside in our apartment, and then i have to bring them up to the hallway and leave them there. like im his little personal secretary and then he posts a facebook status about how mail in brooklyn in THE WORST. and then i cast a hex upon him and his bloodline and order my demon army to feast upon the flesh of his lineage for generations to come
5. IAN MAVIS IM GOING TO SCALP YOU
6. ian mavis has the worst hair ive ever seen and i dont even have eyes
7. next time ian mavis orders food and i wind up getting the door for his delivery im going to pour bleach in his soup
8. thats a nice leather jacket ian mavis did you know that it makes you look like a fat fucking monster???
10. Come forth I summon you I beseech you...Come forth to our Realm...I offer you sanctuary here where you may carry out your evil deeds upon thy Enemy... ian mavis Fort though shall harm them as they have harmed me. Come for to this Object I have chosen..In acceptance that you do not harm me but the one I have called you forth...Now come Demon! This Item is now your new stomping grounds...Become one with this...SO MOTE IT BE!" Demons who dwell in slivers of night, Uncloak your shadow to witch's sight. make ian mavis's life a hell i so command you with this spell IT IS MIDNIGHT. THE GATES OF HADES ARE OPENED AND DARKNESS IS UPON THE LAND'' 3X Hold the stone in your left palm. ''I CONJURE THEE DEMON BY THE POWER OF THY NAME; ABSHALLAH NEJAR SEPTIA, AS FLESH CLINGS TO BONE SO YOU TO STONE!