Today’s fiscal news from the wicked with of the west :
i honestly hate to be the one to tell you this but
you'VE GOT a SERIOUS problem if your lawyer is fat.
every single day more and more headlines come out about this epidemic:
fat lawyer loses case after not being able to fit in court room
fat lawyer eats plaintiff
fat lawyer melts into puddle due to summer heat
fat lawyer disbarred for excessive fatness
Fat lawyer sued by Jeff bezo for eating everything at Whole Food!!
fat lawywr marries beluga whale ( bc they also fat heeehhe ;)
fat lawyer also dumb
ugly lawyers guild issues rule of non competition with fat lawyer association.
Supermassive black hole spotted taking notes from fat lawyer's cookbook
fat lawyers cook book twice as long as Bible
which is weird bc
.... .f̴̞̌̏̇̾͆ ả̷̠͙̩̫̫̈ t̸̼̺̦͉͌̋́̈́͝ ̵̦̬̭͛̓̀́͘l̸̹͚̙͖͌̀̆ a̸̳̫͋ w̵̫̐̊̾ y̴͖͚͓̓͜ e̴̡͂ ṙ̷̡͇̻̝̼̂͋̇̏ ̵̥̞̭̌͆̚͝ c̵͙̆ ȁ̵̤̤̺͔͊̈̚ n̴̯͓̑ t̴̞̫̟̯̰̎͝ ̵̡̛̠͈͐̉́́ r̴̡̒͂̊͗ͅ ȩ̴̤̱̤̱̏̚͠͠ a̵͇͛͆̇͐ d̷̜̰̻̞̹̀ ̶̣̻͚͙͌̈͜ !̸̖̠̲͗̉͝!̴̗̅͐̽̐ͅ!̸͈͉̞̇
i honestly hate to be the one to tell you this but
you'VE GOT a SERIOUS problem if your lawyer is fat.
every single day more and more headlines come out about this epidemic:
fat lawyer loses case after not being able to fit in court room
fat lawyer eats plaintiff
fat lawyer melts into puddle due to summer heat
fat lawyer disbarred for excessive fatness
Fat lawyer sued by Jeff bezo for eating everything at Whole Food!!
fat lawywr marries beluga whale ( bc they also fat heeehhe ;)
fat lawyer also dumb
ugly lawyers guild issues rule of non competition with fat lawyer association.
Supermassive black hole spotted taking notes from fat lawyer's cookbook
fat lawyers cook book twice as long as Bible
which is weird bc
.... .f̴̞̌̏̇̾͆ ả̷̠͙̩̫̫̈ t̸̼̺̦͉͌̋́̈́͝ ̵̦̬̭͛̓̀́͘l̸̹͚̙͖͌̀̆ a̸̳̫͋ w̵̫̐̊̾ y̴͖͚͓̓͜ e̴̡͂ ṙ̷̡͇̻̝̼̂͋̇̏ ̵̥̞̭̌͆̚͝ c̵͙̆ ȁ̵̤̤̺͔͊̈̚ n̴̯͓̑ t̴̞̫̟̯̰̎͝ ̵̡̛̠͈͐̉́́ r̴̡̒͂̊͗ͅ ȩ̴̤̱̤̱̏̚͠͠ a̵͇͛͆̇͐ d̷̜̰̻̞̹̀ ̶̣̻͚͙͌̈͜ !̸̖̠̲͗̉͝!̴̗̅͐̽̐ͅ!̸͈͉̞̇
