BAE IS HUNGRYYYY, ITS YOUR ANNIVERSARY, AND THE MORGUE IS CLOSED. WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
1. That college bar in the strip mall where I went to school about 38 minutes outside of Atlanta (adjacent to NYC) I think it's called Bambi's
2. Rikers in the spring
3. your son's grave stone
5. those paddle boats at central park are a great place to publicly set yourself on fire because there are a lot of people around to witness the glory and if you set yourself on fire and your on a boat in the middle of the water your stupid ugly date cant back out of the murder suicide pact last minute bc the boat is flammable and jumping into the water would make her makeup wash off which is a huge no-no on a first date according to Cosmoo: the cosmo for cows
6. have two drinks then look into each others eyes. then throw up on her because her eyes are so ugly like oh my god what the fuck color even is that like diarrhea in an eyeball i can smell the diarhea from looking at it seriously it's in my fucking nostrils there is no god or THE CREATOR SHE SPIRIT wouldnt have made a color that fuckimh disgusting
8. i changed my mind its like gonorrhea green
10. Babeland ^TM makes a great sparkly banana flavored dildo for use when fucking the po-lice on dates or by yourself ;) ;) ;) ;0
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2. Rikers in the spring
3. your son's grave stone
5. those paddle boats at central park are a great place to publicly set yourself on fire because there are a lot of people around to witness the glory and if you set yourself on fire and your on a boat in the middle of the water your stupid ugly date cant back out of the murder suicide pact last minute bc the boat is flammable and jumping into the water would make her makeup wash off which is a huge no-no on a first date according to Cosmoo: the cosmo for cows
6. have two drinks then look into each others eyes. then throw up on her because her eyes are so ugly like oh my god what the fuck color even is that like diarrhea in an eyeball i can smell the diarhea from looking at it seriously it's in my fucking nostrils there is no god or THE CREATOR SHE SPIRIT wouldnt have made a color that fuckimh disgusting
8. i changed my mind its like gonorrhea green
10. Babeland ^TM makes a great sparkly banana flavored dildo for use when fucking the po-lice on dates or by yourself ;) ;) ;) ;0
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