There's only one thing that could make NYC's summer flying cockroach epidemic even worse:

THEY'RE FUNDRAISING FOR MAYOR PETE 2020!!!!!

No one is shocked by this truly unholy yet unsurprising alliance. Both the form and content of the cockroach strongly resemble mayor Pete's policies and operational standards.







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When asked for comments on this breaking story a convulsively weeping spokesroach from the cockroach aviation association responded "lord, we know what we are, but not what we may be"

A spokesroach from the Pete for President PAC responded: "that's the tea sis #pride #BankofAmerica #QUEER #RayBanSaleRUNDON'TWALK"