47 Hinge Questions That Are Really Shaking Up the Dating Game
Who is your favorite ice cream flavor? -suggested answer: Land shark and they’re coming for you.
How many licks does it take to geT to the center of a tootsie roll pop - suggested answer: yummy yummy in my tummy
If you were underwater and you couldn’t swim what kind of bubbles would you blow? -suggested answer: don’t you wanna wanna Fanta??
How many times have you vomited cum? -suggested answer:23
If you were a seltzer flavor who would your mom be? -Suggested answer: a woman named Susan.
I’m a little boy and you can’t touch me.
How many plants did John Cage own? -Suggested answer: 433 be quiet
If dinosaurs could talk what would they tell their significant other? -Suggested answer: You’re a slimy little bitch and I’m going to lick you mmmmmm
What’s your favorite book -suggested answer: THE FILM BASED ON THE BOARD GAME CLUE.
If I’m a skateboarder would you date me? -suggested answer: eh probably not.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? -Suggested answer: Steven stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
What if I told you that? -Suggested answer: we have the same mom.
How many babies is too many babies? - suggested answer: if John plus Kate minus eight went on a run to the convenience store how many miles would John have to run to leave his family?
Squiggle squiggle squiggle I’m made of thread.
Do you like to wear socks? Suggested answer: not with my flippers 😏
Who is more important to you? Mary Kate or Ashley? Suggested answer: my neighbor’s fruit basket
If Obama was an old white Jewish man would Bernie Sanders still want to lick my toes? Suggested answer: this ones is disgusting
In what style does Kate Bush braid her pussy? Suggested answer: BABUSHKA BABUSHKA BABUSHKA
Who’s funeral was your favorite funeral? Suggested answer: Kate spade
I don’t hate Kate spade but her funeral was fucking awesome
If you were stranded on an island and could only bring three things, what color adderall would you take with you? Suggested answer: rainbow sprinkle bitch
If Beyonce were singing to you which friend would you throw in her mouth? Suggested answer: DEVVENNNN
This is a long ass list, yawn
If your mattress could talk what would you whisper in its ear? Suggested answer: how many peas are they hiding under THERE?
Are you a good boy? SUGGESTED ANSWER: mmm 😋
Do you think? Suggested answer: I don’t really think, I just walk.
What’s your favorite color? Klonopin surprise
Do you enjoy the passage of time? Suggested answer: I watch the hours pass through the collecting dust. With every second death looms further over my crippling soul. Tik Tok goes the clock. Tik tok. Tik tok.
How many times have you eaten a poisonous berry? Suggested answer: at least twice
Who is your favorite super hero? Suggested answer: I eat a lot of cereal.
how many balloons would it take to Lift my body off the ground? Suggested answer: it’ll never happen.
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? Suggested answer: if you can’t figure this one out we really can’t help you.
If I go to the gym tomorrow will you still be fat? Suggested answer: your second cousin just died I’m sorry.
If Mary had a little lamb and it’s fleece was not as white as snow would would the children still be laughing and playing? Suggested answer: this question feels problematic.
Where should we go for New Years? Suggested answer: I like bubbles
Ready or not here I cum 😈
Would you prefer to date your cousin’s pet rat or a blob fish on cocaine? Suggested answer: blob fish on cocaine
Seriously is this list still happening??
WhaT did you score of the GRE? Suggested answer: 790
If we had the same mom who would you have sex with first? Suggested answer: I don’t understand this question
Do you prefer to wiggle or to giggle 🤭?
I’m a little schoolgirl do you like my outfit? Suggested answer: probably shouldn’t answer this one guys 😏
If we were in love would you break my heart? Suggested answer: IM A MONSTER AND I WILL CRUSH YOU
what’s your favorite beverage? Suggested answer: leaky juul pod
A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? Suggested answer: I’mmm nottt tellingggg 😈
What’s your social security number?
Do you love to love? Suggested answer: go the f to sleep you monster