- Who is your favorite ice cream flavor? -suggested answer: Land shark and they’re coming for you.
- How many licks does it take to geT to the center of a tootsie roll pop - suggested answer: yummy yummy in my tummy
- If you were underwater and you couldn’t swim what kind of bubbles would you blow? -suggested answer: don’t you wanna wanna Fanta??
- How many times have you vomited cum? -suggested answer: 23
- If you were a seltzer flavor who would your mom be? -Suggested answer: a woman named Susan.
- I’m a little boy and you can’t touch me.
- How many plants did John Cage own? -Suggested answer: 433 be quiet
- If dinosaurs could talk what would they tell their significant other? -Suggested answer: You’re a slimy little bitch and I’m going to lick you mmmmmm
- What’s your favorite book -suggested answer: THE FILM BASED ON THE BOARD GAME CLUE.
- If I’m a skateboarder would you date me? -suggested answer: eh probably not.
- Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? -Suggested answer: Steven stole the cookie from the cookie jar.
- What if I told you that? -Suggested answer: we have the same mom.
- How many babies is too many babies? - suggested answer: if John plus Kate minus eight went on a run to the convenience store how many miles would John have to run to leave his family?
- Squiggle squiggle squiggle I’m made of thread.
- Do you like to wear socks? Suggested answer: not with my flippers 😏
- Who is more important to you? Mary Kate or Ashley? Suggested answer: my neighbor’s fruit basket
- If Obama was an old white Jewish man would Bernie Sanders still want to lick my toes? Suggested answer: this ones is disgusting
- In what style does Kate Bush braid her pussy? Suggested answer: BABUSHKA BABUSHKA BABUSHKA
- Who’s funeral was your favorite funeral? Suggested answer: Kate spade
- I don’t hate Kate spade but her funeral was fucking awesome
- If you were stranded on an island and could only bring three things, what color adderall would you take with you? Suggested answer: rainbow sprinkle bitch
- If Beyonce were singing to you which friend would you throw in her mouth? Suggested answer: DEVVENNNN
- This is a long ass list, yawn
- If your mattress could talk what would you whisper in its ear? Suggested answer: how many peas are they hiding under THERE?
- Are you a good boy? SUGGESTED ANSWER: mmm 😋
- Do you think? Suggested answer: I don’t really think, I just walk.
- What’s your favorite color? Klonopin surprise
- Do you enjoy the passage of time? Suggested answer: I watch the hours pass through the collecting dust. With every second death looms further over my crippling soul. Tik Tok goes the clock. Tik tok. Tik tok.
- How many times have you eaten a poisonous berry? Suggested answer: at least twice
- Who is your favorite super hero? Suggested answer: I eat a lot of cereal.
- how many balloons would it take to Lift my body off the ground? Suggested answer: it’ll never happen.
- Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday? Suggested answer: if you can’t figure this one out we really can’t help you.
- If I go to the gym tomorrow will you still be fat? Suggested answer: your second cousin just died I’m sorry.
- If Mary had a little lamb and it’s fleece was not as white as snow would would the children still be laughing and playing? Suggested answer: this question feels problematic.
- Where should we go for New Years? Suggested answer: I like bubbles
- Ready or not here I cum 😈
- Would you prefer to date your cousin’s pet rat or a blob fish on cocaine? Suggested answer: blob fish on cocaine
- Seriously is this list still happening??
- WhaT did you score of the GRE? Suggested answer: 790
- If we had the same mom who would you have sex with first? Suggested answer: I don’t understand this question
- Do you prefer to wiggle or to giggle 🤭?
- I’m a little schoolgirl do you like my outfit? Suggested answer: probably shouldn’t answer this one guys 😏
- If we were in love would you break my heart? Suggested answer: IM A MONSTER AND I WILL CRUSH YOU
- what’s your favorite beverage? Suggested answer: leaky juul pod
- A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why? Suggested answer: I’mmm nottt tellingggg 😈
- What’s your social security number?
- Do you love to love? Suggested answer: go the f to sleep you monster
