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Sex tape??????? yasss???? 


Sex tape YAS!!!!!!!! Sax tape yas ....

Sat taxp yap??? tape yas yax ???? NO

SEX TAPE YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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1. SEX TAPE YAAAAAAAASSSSSSS

2. sex TAPEEEEEEEs are sooooo yas. have you ever yass kweeeened so yas as when a sex tape??? yassssssssssss

3. sex tape buzz is best buzz! millenialls, instagram, sex tape, yas. gen x yas???? yassssss, VINE? twitter.... facebook noooooo.... SEX TAPE YAS!!!!

4. girl with sex tape = chill, sex tapeless girl = NO CHILL. SEX TAPE YAS . SEX TAPE
 
5. True love? YAS sex tape? yas. 

6. BETWEEN GRIEF AND NOTHING, I WILL CHOOSE SEX TAPE

7. sex? NO. DEFINITELY NOT.  tape??? NO, WHY??? . tapeworm?? maybe if u fat.. just think about it..  no pressure, but SEX TAAAAAAAAAPE YAAAASSS

8. ENFP? INTJ? ABCD? EFGH? IJLK? DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE SEX. TAPE. YAS!!!!!!!!!

9. BIG DATA? FAME. TMZ? STARDOM? REALITY TV SHOW? KANYE WEST???? then YOU HAVE TO SEX TAPE YESSSST, AND DO YOUR SEX TAPE BEST!

10. LOCALIZE. unionize. CROWdfund your sextape. it takes a village to make a sex tape. get the whole neighborhood involved, fuck all the kids at the local playground. kids are just animals its fine, if you fuck your dog you can fuck a child, as my grandfather always said. 

11. my grandmother is a dog

12. life hack: sex tape yassssssssss

16. are we not but all pixels on the screen of the giant sex tape of life? 


13.  That was when I learned that sex tapes are no good; that sex tapes don't ever fit even what they are trying to say at. When he was born I knew that motherhood was invented by someone who had to have a sex tape for it because the ones that had the children didn't care whether there was a sex tape for it or not. I knew that fear was invented by someone that had never had the fear; pride, who never had the pride.” 

14. A man is the sum of his sex tapes. One day you'd think sex tapes would get tired but then time is your sex tape

17. 
All the world's a sex tape,
And all the men and women merely sexes;
They have their exit holes and their appendages,
-Shakespeare

18. 
Turning and turning in the widening orgy
The fucker cannot hear the fuckee;
Things fall apart; the asshole cannot hold;
-Yeatz


19. 
so much depends
upon

a sex tape
- Bill Carlos Bill

20. 
Two sex tapes played in a leather dungeon,
And sorry I could not watch them both
And be one pervert, long I jacked it


- Robert Frosty



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