48 stuffed animals i have to take out of my rectum before i go back to prison
plus the 15 that i won't ;)
1. the Unicorn beanie baby because i hate it and i WANT to shit on it.
2. the princess diana beanie baby.
3. did you know that one of the princess diana beanie babies IS actually made of princess diana?
4. when i die, i would like you to make me into a beanie baby as well. If its too much, you could just put all of my flesh in a zip lock bag.
4. I don't really know howwwww I'm going to get all the way to 48.
5. Snufalupikiss 20th anniversary edition.
7. a graham cracker with googly eyes
8. a popsicle stick I painted green
9. a brown bag full of cat shit
10. if he wants to fuck me is he ready to to take 50 beanie babies out of my rectum??
13. & 14. Two all white build a bears in all white tuxedos
15. a Babaar that was covered in shit when i found him
16. george clooney beanie baby
17. a richard gere beanie baby with a beanie baby gerbal up its ass beanie baby assception.
18. ok time for a new list.
10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BRANGELINA DIVORCE- FROM THE MICRO DWARF THAT LIVES INSIDE BRAD'S EAR CANAL.
1. illuminati free mason lizard scheme temple priestess realness gossip hot 420 blaze it BRAD PITT IS EL CHAPO
2. Angelina jolie is actually 4 midgets (DWARVES I'M SORRY LIBERALS) stacked up and that's why she keeps getting those babes bc she knows them from
3. i am a dwarf and i have magical powers. i can grant wishes but I'm NOT granting yours
4. brad pitt is actually just richard gere in disguise.
5. did your dog even take the SATs? if your dog isnt going to an ivy league school then you have FAILED as a dog mom.
6. i wish i could burp the alphabet but i don't know the alphabet
7. dora the explorer rules over san diego in case you didnt know
8. Jennifer anniston-- cant stop falling down, someone give her legs
10. brad's puckering asshole was always in the way of it all you know
11. let me get at that chocolate starfish babe
12. I grew up in the circus. i would give guys a merry go round for a quick sandwich or a bite to eat.
13. I HAVE PERSONALLY tried EVERY brand of dog food and the best is NOT yours.
2. the princess diana beanie baby.
3. did you know that one of the princess diana beanie babies IS actually made of princess diana?
4. when i die, i would like you to make me into a beanie baby as well. If its too much, you could just put all of my flesh in a zip lock bag.
4. I don't really know howwwww I'm going to get all the way to 48.
5. Snufalupikiss 20th anniversary edition.
7. a graham cracker with googly eyes
8. a popsicle stick I painted green
9. a brown bag full of cat shit
10. if he wants to fuck me is he ready to to take 50 beanie babies out of my rectum??
13. & 14. Two all white build a bears in all white tuxedos
15. a Babaar that was covered in shit when i found him
16. george clooney beanie baby
17. a richard gere beanie baby with a beanie baby gerbal up its ass beanie baby assception.
18. ok time for a new list.
10 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BRANGELINA DIVORCE- FROM THE MICRO DWARF THAT LIVES INSIDE BRAD'S EAR CANAL.
1. illuminati free mason lizard scheme temple priestess realness gossip hot 420 blaze it BRAD PITT IS EL CHAPO
2. Angelina jolie is actually 4 midgets (DWARVES I'M SORRY LIBERALS) stacked up and that's why she keeps getting those babes bc she knows them from
3. i am a dwarf and i have magical powers. i can grant wishes but I'm NOT granting yours
4. brad pitt is actually just richard gere in disguise.
5. did your dog even take the SATs? if your dog isnt going to an ivy league school then you have FAILED as a dog mom.
6. i wish i could burp the alphabet but i don't know the alphabet
7. dora the explorer rules over san diego in case you didnt know
8. Jennifer anniston-- cant stop falling down, someone give her legs
10. brad's puckering asshole was always in the way of it all you know
11. let me get at that chocolate starfish babe
12. I grew up in the circus. i would give guys a merry go round for a quick sandwich or a bite to eat.
13. I HAVE PERSONALLY tried EVERY brand of dog food and the best is NOT yours.
