15 Reasons to be in a Long Distance Relationship with the Devil

1.. hot hot hot vacay
2. He'll choke you when you ask for it.
3. He'll choke you when you don't ask for it.
4. If you want him to choke you but he's all the way in Hell or whatever, it's not a problem because he's probably also inhabiting your body and can make you choke yourself.
5. You'll get to meet the best people (think Hitler).
6. Trading money for power is really in right now
7. She will always be able to put dinner (brunch) of the table - although dinner might be a human so I hope you're a cannibal.
8. She's hot, on fire even.
9. She can bring your girlfriend back from her coma - though she's probably the one that put her there in the first place.
10. We're not sure if the Devil is male or female so dating them makes you an ally and a social justice politically correct comrade. 
11.  I       A M     A     D E  M O N 
12. I don't know my gender.
13. Who really knows their gender these days?
14. I know what you're thinking and no- Caitlyn Jenner is not the devil and she actually does know her gender.
15. Can you name 3 famous people that are male to female transgender that are not Caitlyn Jenner? or that one from netflix jail show
16. see, this piece had a political spin! We're activists! sorry liberals ;)