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IS NOT ALLOWED. DOES YOUR ASS ALWAYS FALL OFF? WELL I HAVE TWO WORDS FOR YOU: USE YOUR WEAVE TO SEW YOUR ANAL HAIR INTO YOUR PUBIC HAIR (JUST LIKE BARBARA STREISAND DOES). STILL HAVE YOUR ASS CHEEKS FALLING EVERYWHERE? DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY ASS HAIR LEFT FROM DOING ASS SHOTS OF BLEACH ALL DAY? (ME TOO) THATS WHY YOU CAN BUY AN ASS WIG FOR ONLY 200$ THEN YOU CAN GET A BRAZILLIAN AND ALSO A BRAZILIAN WAX. USE HOT WAX TO GLUE YOUR ASS TO YOUR VAGINA, TRY LORIMER. DOES YOUR ASS HAVE DREADLOCKS BECAUSE YOU NEVER COMB YOUR ASS HAIR? DO YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOUR ASS BOB MARLEY?THATS FUCKED UP RIGHT? IDK LOL BUT UMMMMMMMM its about goddamn time you like really would just sew ur own ogddamn ass to ur fucing body. i mean common if you cant keep your own goddamn ass on ur body how are you gonna hold down that man your seeing amirite hahahaha. where is my ass aaaaaaah where is my ass wayyy outt in the water swimming i was looking for my ass in the carribian wear pants u fucking dumbass wy do u think they made pants???? its so ur ass wouldnt fall out i was sitting at the bar with arugula. time to eat a salad. SAAAALLLLLLAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDD My brother has a baby and it's name is salad. baby sal baby salad time to eat a fuckin salad its all for the fucking website im a fucking toilet |
