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10 Reasons To Date The Heroin Addict That Is Your Cousin...
​you'll never believe #7.

1. He's super hot. 

2. He's older and more mature.

3. He has a car. And he lives in it.

4. He already knows your family.

5. He'll never think that YOU gave him that STD.

6. He has great taste in music (velvet underground).

7. Total homebody, because of the police.

8. You've known him for years!

9. Has great drugs. Two words: FREE HEROIN.

10. You've already had sex!
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