let me just say one thing to you clickhole writers crawling our site and stealing our lists: 'GET OUT' ISN'T JUST A MOVIE. IT'S AN IMPERATIVE.
ANYWAY:
10 nice places to lie down in public
10 surprisingly easy ways to poison your friends at bunch
14 shocking
Here's what's going on with Saturn's rings: but be aware - things may change in 200 million years
24 lifehacks to make your micropenis look bigger
9 REASONS SARAH JESSICA PARKER IS A HORSE - SHE LOVES EATING OUT OF Mr. BIG'S HAND
21 REASONS TO DATE A GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S A HORSE
21 REASONS TO DATE A HORSE
600 WAYS YOU KNOW YOUR DOG RATCHET 99 creative ways to reuse your tampons wedding dress!
How to braid your fucking pussy
How this surprisingly difficult Juul hack saved my life.. AND my marriage.
The secret trans history of GENDER
The secret trans history behind milk
Once you realize this hidden fact about Taylor Swift, you may start calling her Taylor Slow
You CAN'T unlearn this: Caravaggio's least favorite food
IS MAYOR PETE A FLAT EARTHER??
10 Things you got wrong about men
Here's the full list of atrocities committed by Mayor Pete's husband in his past life that warranted the name 'Chasten'
If you were slutprised to learn that Chasten buttgug is a robot sex doll from hell, I can't wait to tell you about his favorite salad recipe
Here's the comprehensive list of lies that Chasty Butt tells himself about his husband the 'human' Pete while trying to get to sleep every night
If you thought Pete was the problem, it might surprise you to learn that behind every idiot is another idiot: today on Vox we will be discussing Chasten's education, . or lack there of
In these trying times it is important to stand by your man, however one could argue that it is Chasten's duty to kill his man: this the tea sis