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# 13 will kidnap your children and hold them ransom for a million dollars

16 Reasons To Date The Girl Who Is Eating The Couch

yum



this one is a REAL MESS you guys. maybe skip it actually






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something about a slug???
(Who wrote this one..)

15 Reasons to date the devil

he's actually so nice 

17 Things I did to the girl on tinder that didn't look like her photos. 


is my boyfriend on foodstamps?
this shocking expose will have you considering suicide before you even finish.reading


this one is ALSO in rough shape
its aggressive



think twice before reading this one too


15 fetishes we definitely can’t explain from lived experience but will pretend to know a lot about from research 

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