There's only one thing that could make NYC's summer flying cockroach epidemic even worse:

THEY'RE FUNDRAISING FOR MAYOR PETE 

No one is shocked by this truly unholy alliance.
Both the form and content of the cockroach strongly resemble mayor Pete's policies and operational standards.

damn this one really be dating myself and me website (pirate voice)
​            tho trust i would love to be dating myself



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When asked for comments on this breaking story a  spokesroach from the cockroach aviation association responded ( while convulsively weeping ) "lord, we know what we are, but not what we may be"

A spokesroach from the Pete for President PAC responded: "that's the tea sis #pride #BankofAmerica #QUEER #RayBanSaleRUNDON'TWALK"