<![CDATA[LISTEN YOU DOWN ASS BITCH READ THESE FUCKING LISTS - absolutely depraved]]>Sat, 05 Sep 2026 07:27:51 -0700Weebly<![CDATA[* Light Heavy Metal Music Plays *]]>Tue, 27 Aug 2019 00:53:42 GMThttps://www.illiteratewhitegirl.com/absolutely-depraved/-soft-heavy-metal-music-plays
Barbara: thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to be here. 

Burning Bible: HISSSSS GRRRRR PFFT CRACKLE CRACKLE

Barbara: yes that's a good point however, what about expanding social welfare programs

Burning Bible: *crackle crackle* MeDiCaRe?? more like......
                                                                       ..... , I DON'T CARE!
*woosh burning noises*

Baba Wawa: Ok but what if there's a clown inside of an active volcano 

Burning Bible: hissssss sputter ghrkghhg ghrhggh 

Baba wawa: well many would disagree with that idea

Burning bible: *pffft crashgxhxhx hissss hisss sputter* well listen up barbara. if you could stop waltering for many 20 minutes you wouldn't be so out of touch and the american people wouldn't hate you so much. *crunch pop shshhhhhhshshsh wooshsh crackle*


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